So Expensive Parrots

Once a man went to buy a parrot.....

Man: These parrots seem nice, but show me the best and healthy ones....

Shopkeeper: Sure sir, I have three best parrots.....

Soon the shopkeeper brought those 3 parrots.....

Man: How much each of them costs...??

Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot costs 1000$, 2nd parrot costs 2000$ and the 3rd parrot costs 5000$.

Man: That's interesting, but why so expensive....??

Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot can speak many languages and even knows about Windows XP.....

Man: Wow...What about the second parrot...??

Shopkeeper: Well he also knows many languages, plus he knows some things about Windows XP and Linux Operating System....

Man: That's amazing....What ­ about the 3rd one...Why he costs $5000....?? Which languages he knows...??

Shopkeeper: Well, frankly speaking, he just fires bad words and doesn't know anything, but the other two parrots call him"BOSS......!!"

TOUCHING STORY

A boy and his mother were so
poor.
The mother had to suffer
just to carter for the boy's
need..
One day, the boy came back
from school looking so dull.
His mother asked him, "whats
wrong with you son"?
He answered, "I am feeling sick".
The mother had no money to buy
him drugs but she knew of a
certain leaf that cures sicknesses.
That leaf was planted in their
farm, So she had to go to the
farm and get the leaf.. The boy
waited for his mom for over
3hours but she still didn't return
from the farm. 15 minutes
later, the boy heard some
people making noise outside
their compound. When he
managed to go outside to see
what's happening.
He saw some youth coming
towards their compound,
when the youths came
closer, He noticed that the youth's were
carrying a dead human being's
body. He was shocked to see that it's
his mom's body. When he asked
what happened to his mom, he
was told that his mom was
bitten by a big black snake..
The boy cried and said to
himself "How I wish we had
money, my mom wouldn't have died".
Now I speak to you,
*You shall never be poor in this life*
COMMENT 'AMEN' TO CLAIM THIS PRAYER'.
Poverty is not your portion.
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Pregnancy Humor

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.

In the court the man’s deference was:-

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.

She sat under an advertisement, which read “Coming Soon- The unknown boon”

I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:- “Williams stick did the trick”

Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- “Dun lop Rubber would have prevented this accident”

The case was dismissed.

The judge fell off his chair laughing.

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